“… but you’ll never be able to beat my Servine!
SERVINE: Servine!
ASH: A Servine?
PIKACHU: Pikaa?
SERVINE: Servine.
WHO’S THAT POKEMON?!
———
IT’S SERVINE!
SERVINE: Servine!
SERVINE: Servine.
ASH: That’s Servine, it’s gotta be.”
ALTlisten. i know it sounds fucking insane coming from me but if you haven't already i need you to log onto twitter and vote for sans in the finals of the tumblr sexyman poll
sure reigensweep is hilarious. but this is more than that. this is SO much more than that i need you to see my vision. twink supreme was funny. it was the introduction. dilf supreme solidified it, but now? this meme can't physically keep going forever. it's not a matter of "if" he loses it's matter of WHEN. specifically, when it'd be funnier. and i NEED YOU to imagine how fucking HYSTERICAL it would be if reigen lost the only competition he actually had the credentials for TO SANS FUCKING UNDERTALE.
it's the perfect 3 arc structure to the perfect joke. i need you to imagine a world where that happens. i need you to imagine the memes. the art people would make. the fanart *I* could make. I'm begging you to see the bigger picture. don't let reigensweep run itself into oblivion. it could go down today, but it would go down in HISTORY. don't let the perfect setup be destroyed by commitment to the bit.
this is the post that killed the queen
HETALIA IS REAL????????
I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE THAT THING WHERE EVERYONE WAS DRAWING WEBSITES AS ANIME TWINKS BUT FOR COUNTRIES BUT NO ITS A
FUCKEING
ANIME
i’m going to watch it
maybe it is possible to be racist to italians
There Are Thirteen Seasons.
the defunctland fastpass video is approaching 10,000,000 views. how
like how did kevin defunctland accidentally stumble upon some kind of unknown innate human desire to spend the better part of 2 hours watching a feature-length examination of...waiting in line
In the Pokémon world this constitutes a new type of guy
people probably arent gonna remember all 905 pokemon nor learn about all 905
has the person who made those tags not seen how many subreddits there are to help people identify bugs and animals and stuff??
Anyway I’d kill to see the pokemon version that guy holding a tarantula hawk or the other one with the blue ringed octopus that sounds amazing
Consider-
Picture of a man holding a Spoink in his hands: I found this little guy in the forest! Doesn’t look native to Galar. What kind of Pokémon is this?
The comments: ITS HEART ISNT BEATING PUT IT DOWN PUT IT DOWN PUT IT
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